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assgod:

clear pee makes me feel safe

like i’m living my life right

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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ajmonte:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

This video is a delight. I like how the mon didn’t rush to get her.

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seductivecera:

people who think being respectful and kind is a weakness

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dopeybeauty:

you fucking salmon

dronninganna:

beat team flare for an extra hour in the pokéballbit

dronninganna:

beat team flare for an extra hour in the pokéballbit

parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

Anonymous said: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

asian: